About

Why Eat Bitch? Funny story about that. In our household, Jay does a lot of the cooking, as Kay often is working late. When dinner is ready, there is no dinner bell. There is no sing-song "Dinner is ready, dear". There is just one (sometimes two) loud, yet somehow endearing, calls of "Eat, bitch!" There you have it. 

What can we say, we like to eat. And while we enjoy cooking dinner together at home, we also enjoy eating out. We're just your regular, everyday husband-wife dynamic duo—just as happy to eat a burger and fries as we are a fancy-schmancy, sit-down meal (ok, so we're happier with the burger, but we do like to try new things!)

We decided to write this blog to give other people a glance at some of the dining establishments in the Western Maryland (and sometimes beyond) region. Use this blog to help you decide where your next meal out will be, or just read it for our witty, hilarious humor (wink).

We opted to try to keep our identities hidden, but not our opinions. You'll notice that we typically will refer to ourselves as Jay (husband) and Kay (wife). This allows us to keep our incognito alter egos, but (hopefully) makes our reviews, comments, and various interjections easier for you to read.

We're not gonna lie. We're new at this and are making it up as we go, so your feedback and input is always appreciated. Don't agree with a review, let us know. Had a different experience at a restaurant in question, leave a comment! We're hoping this blog can serve as a resource as well as a fun read. Enjoy!